Ryan Lochte Dumped by Girlfriend Over the Phone

In some situations, even Ryan Lochte doesn't know what to do. During the talked-about May 26 episode of his E! reality series, What Would Ryan Lochte Do? the Olympic swimmer, 28, got a surprising phone call while out to dinner with his guy friends.

Noticing that it was his long distance on-and-off girlfriend of four years, Jaimee Hollier, Lochte said he felt compelled to answer it.

"I don't know why, but there's just something in me that was saying, 'Pick it up,'" he recalled in an on-camera interview afterwards.

Katy Perry Really Disappointed Us All Today

All right, so Chief Keef, right? He has this song called "Hate Being Sober," if you didn't know. That's a little sad, huh? And Katy Perry thinks so too, which is why she tweeted this:

"Just heard a new song on the radio called 'I hate being sober' I now have serious doubt for the world."

What a reasonable, understandable tweet, don't you think? Not if you're Chief Keef. If you're Chief Keef, you don't think that at all. No, instead you think of pretty gross threats to tweet back to poor dear Katy: