Liz Hurley and Gérard Depardieu's Chechnya adventure: the story so far

To a news report concerning Gerard Depardieu's views on the alleged Boston bombers, and a statement so appallingly controversial that Lost in Showbiz can still scarcely believe it. "Speaking in the southern Russian province of Chechnya, where he is shooting a movie with British actress Elizabeth Hurley, Depardieu said: 'I agree with [Chechen president] Ramzan Kadyrov who said that the Tsarnaev brothers have a Chechen last name, but their upbringing is American.'"

I'm sorry, but WHAT? Tell me I didn't just read that. And yet, there it is in black and white: "where he is shooting a movie with British actress Elizabeth Hurley".

CHARLIE SHEEN ENGAGED TO LINDSAY LOHAN

Charlie Sheen surprised even himself by asking Lindsay Lohan for her hand in marriage.

Sheen, 47, proposed to Mueller, 26, during a recent trip to In-N-Out burger. He said the couple will wed in May.

It was just a few days ago that Sheen was telling TMZ that he wanted to be LiLo’s savior. Charlie had already bailed given LiLo $100,000 to pay her back taxes and gave her a spot on his show Anger Management. Now he wants her to be his “costar in life.”

“I have a kinship with Lindsay, who clearly needs me. She can continue to hang out with her dress shredding club buddies, or join me in a quest for a “winning” life and a rocketship to Planet Joy .”