CHARLIE SHEEN ENGAGED TO LINDSAY LOHAN

Charlie Sheen surprised even himself by asking Lindsay Lohan for her hand in marriage.

Sheen, 47, proposed to Mueller, 26, during a recent trip to In-N-Out burger. He said the couple will wed in May.

It was just a few days ago that Sheen was telling TMZ that he wanted to be LiLo’s savior. Charlie had already bailed given LiLo $100,000 to pay her back taxes and gave her a spot on his show Anger Management. Now he wants her to be his “costar in life.”

“I have a kinship with Lindsay, who clearly needs me. She can continue to hang out with her dress shredding club buddies, or join me in a quest for a “winning” life and a rocketship to Planet Joy .”

“I love her. More than anything, except myself,” the actor reportedly said.

Lohan looked stunned when Sheen got down on his knee in front of her:

LiLo quickly accepted his proposal and told WWN that she felt he is the only person on the planet who could really understand her.

Sheen looked a bit confused, but happy that Lohan accepted:

The Liz & Dick actress currently faces criminal charges for allegedly lying about a car accident, claiming she was not behind the wheel. The Los Angeles Times reports that Lohan’s attorney Mark Heller asked to delay the case until April, but Los Angeles County Superior Court Judge James Dabney set a trial date for March 18.

Sheen said the couple will marry on a small island off Ireland and then leave in “the mothership.”