Kristen Stewart and Rob Pattinson Break Up: Their Relationship as Told in the Tabloids

As of Sunday, May 19, Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart called their relationship quits for the second time. Or was it the third? Or fourth? It's so hard to keep track of these things. Luckily, we have the tabloids to remind us of the couple's highs and lows. Remember that time Rob popped the question, or when Kristen got pregnant? Neither do we, really, but the weekly mags swear it happened.

To help us say goodbye to Robsten once and for all (maybe), we took a look back at their romantic journey, as told through the tabloid covers.

My boyfriend talks constantly during sex

My boyfriend talks too much during sex. We've been together for a year and recently he's started talking to me while we're intimate. At first it was everyday stuff like what he wants for dinner but then essentially he began ranting. Do you know how hard it is to climax while listening to someone talk about how many bands have produced "disappointing second albums"? I don't know if I can go on like this.

While you probably believe you've been patient and understanding, you really should have complained the very first time he made an in-bed dinner request. That's unacceptable, and I'm wondering what else you're struggling with, since most sexual problems are metaphors for the overall relationship. I can see you use humour as a defence mechanism, so in return I could just tell you that if he's massively rich or famous and you've decided you'll put up with it to please him, you'll eventually discover it's not worth it. But everyone gets worse if you fail to set boundaries.

TAYLOR SWIFT SLAPS AMY POEHLER

Taylor Swift, still angry about the Golden Globes, slapped Amy Poehler in a Hollywood restaurant.

Sources say that Taylor Swift is at war with Amy Poehler and Tina Fey. She is lashing out at them for joking about her at the Golden Globes earlier this year. At the show, the two women joked that boy-crazy Swift should “stay away from Michael J. Fox’s son,” who was a trophy boy at the ceremony.

The audience thought it was hilarious … Taylor didn’t.