Kristen Stewart and Rob Pattinson Break Up: Their Relationship as Told in the Tabloids

As of Sunday, May 19, Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart called their relationship quits for the second time. Or was it the third? Or fourth? It's so hard to keep track of these things. Luckily, we have the tabloids to remind us of the couple's highs and lows. Remember that time Rob popped the question, or when Kristen got pregnant? Neither do we, really, but the weekly mags swear it happened.

To help us say goodbye to Robsten once and for all (maybe), we took a look back at their romantic journey, as told through the tabloid covers.

Tim Curry Reportedly Suffers a Stroke

A prominent presence in Hollywood for four decades and counting, Tim Curry might be most recognizable to you as the duplicitous butler from Clue, the voice of the maniacal smog in Fern Gully, or (most likely) the larger-than-life antihero Frank-N-Furter at the head of The Rocky Horror Picture Show. DailyMail reports that the 67-year-old character actor suffered a str oke on Thursday night at his home in the Los Angeles area.

Kim Kardashian's baby shower: that invitation in full

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West … a baby shower to remember. Photograph: Getty Images

Lost in Showbiz has a position on baby showers, which is that it basically doesn't do them. In the annals of irksome American cultural imports they easily outstrip little leaguers such as Gwyneth Paltrow or people saying "parsta". You decide to have a baby: you buy that shiz yourself.

Like all my hard and fast rules, though, it would obviously be broken in a heartbeat if it looked like there was a hilarious life experience in it. Consequently, I regard the invitation to Kim Kardashian's baby shower as marginally more covetable than one to Truman Capote's Black and White Ball would have been.

WORLD’S BIGGEST BUTT

DALLAS, TX – Dionne Washington claims to have the biggest butt in the world.

Dionne Washington can’t imagine anything worse than dieting. Her massive bottom is 5ft 3ins across and weighs a whopping 120 pounds – about the same as Lindsay Lohan holding twenty pounds of coke.

Dionne loves her butt.

“I am literally sitting on a fortune,” says Dionne, 35. “My butt must be the widest in the world and it already earns me over $180,00 a year. I used to hate it, but now it’s my fave feature.”